1) I'm an understudy for Mabel and its so much fun
2) It's high energy and fun
3) There is hip thrusting. Lotsa hip thrusting
COME SEE FAME! :D
- Emotion de jour:
excited
~Fought with Liesel hard freaking core
~Went to talk to Mr Carver before school
~Realized I'm gonna Ace this next Math test
~Laughed with Mr Carver
~Realized I love Mr Carver as an AMAZING math teacher/ human being
~Went to AP English and got a 37 /40 on my vocab test
~Got extra credit in AP Euro
~Lived through French
~Sang showtunes at lunch with crazy cool people
~Danced, twirled, moved, expressed and released in Acting
~Released everything through movement
~Somehow rocked Math class
~Loved Psychology
~Talked to Liesel for an hour in the car
~Loved every moment
Liesel and I are going to be better.
We talked and will continue to do so.
Things will improve.
Life will be beautiful
and
I will be happy
ps: you can too. I believe in you. but you need to want it. <33333333
- Emotion de jour:Fabulous
note:
once upon a time
is the best way to start a fairy tale
because those kinds of stories happen upon a time
they don't happen "for a" time or "in a" time or "at a" time.
if you are somewhere and you seem to be upon a time, then pay attention
because you are probably in a mythical situation.
(also, don't curse too much because it's probably for kids, etc.)
- Emotion de jour:
surprised
Stuttering By Ben's Brother
su-su-su-such a long time- long time- long time
since anybody touched me- touched me- touched me
the way that you touch me,
So if I stutter- stutter- stutter
then I feel so- so- so unsexy,
so maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut,
at least until you kiss me.
So kiss me again,
cause only you can stop the stu-stu-stu-stu-stuttering,
kiss me again
and ease my su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-suffering.
I know- I know
its so- its so
sy-sy-sy-symbolic of everything,
everything thats wrong with me and you,
so tell me what I'm supposed to do.
Oh its been ages since we've been really honest,
but I can make cha-cha-cha-changes if you really want this.
So kiss me again,
cause only you can stop the stu-stu-stu-stu-stuttering,
kiss me again
and ease my su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-suffering.
Kiss me again,
cause only you can stop the stu-stu-stu-stu-stuttering,
kiss me again and ease my su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-suffering.
- Emotion de jour:
calm
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more rock paper scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH KNIFE FIGHT
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'm a cut you! (cut you)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
NEIL: Let me tell you something: I can't be beat.
MARTY: Oh yeah?
NEIL: Yeah. Cuz I'm the king of the street!
MARTY: Well guess what, man! I'll pin you to the wall!
NEIL: Oh yeah?
MARTY: Yeah. Your knife is way too small!
NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm
gonna make you bleed copius amounts!
MARTY: Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank
you!
NEIL: Punk.
MARTY: Dweeb.
(CHORUS)
NEIL: I'm gonna slice you up!
MARTY: I'm gonna cut you down!
NEIL: I'll put you in your place!
MARTY: I'll put you underground!
NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
MARTY: I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
NEIL: Yeah, sure.
MARTY: It's time to face the music!
NEIL: Time to face the facts!
MARTY: Time to bite the bullet!
NEIL: Time to pay the tax!
MARTY: I've got a blade of fury.
NEIL: I am a ball of rage.
MARTY: You ready, sucka?
NEIL: Born ready...
BOTH: ENGAGE!!!
KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!
MARTY: Hey wait a minute here!
NEIL: Oh what is it?!
MARTY: Knifes are dangerous! We could get hurt!
NEIL: Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt.
MARTY: Who does!
MARTY: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a...
BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!
Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
everyone can sing together, now:
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!
- Emotion de jour:
amused
I'm self destructive.
moron :/
- Emotion de jour:
aggravated
- Emotion de jour:
groggy
I've never felt this way before?
At first I thought it was indegestion.
Or Acid Reflux.
Turns out
it's love.
I have fallen in Love.
His name?
Demetri Martin.
- Emotion de jour:in love
It's almost over.
How do I feel?
- Emotion de jour:
confused
You know the drill, you've been tagged, you're in it.
1) I love you so much I want to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant. I miss you like mad and have a lot to tell you because you haven't been around. You know how I feel about you and so I don't have much to say. Whatever, you're awesome.
2) I've missed you a whole fucking a lot! Like, seriously miss because we don't talk much anymore. WHICH WILL CHANGE. Especially, with seeing you and all of my favorite people in Fort Collins. WOOT!
3) We're friends? Cool. When I first met you I had no clue that you and I would ever get this close. Thanks so much for listening to my bizarre fears and random angst. Thanks for the late night phone calls and the kind words. Thanks for the kinky no commitment sex.
4) Hey, you! It's been way to fucking long. I love you, buddy! We will hang out more when I get back because you are an AMAZING friend and I've missed you like mad.
5) You're amazing. period. You're going far away but nothing will change. I can feel it. I'll still call/email/facebook/myspace/snail mail to talk about everything. Cuz our friendship is too cool not to survive. I have no doubt in this, when everything else is so uncertain.
6) ARGH. YOU FRUSTRATE ME! I want inside your head! I love you but DAAAAAAAAAAMN, what is your problem? WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME! I'm going to pull a Garden State and scream into a canyon from strictly frustration from you! WTFUCK!
7) You're new. You're cute. I think I'm too late. I'm never that girl, it's kay. I get it.
8) You are the voice of sarcastic reason just when I need it. You're going places, bitch, and I'm coming with. New York, watch out, becuase here we fucking are. You're fabulous and I dunno where I'd be without you. Love and miss you like crazy. And stop reading my mind, it's creeping me out. You know too much about me :]
9) You owe me a bagel, bitch. I'm gonna miss you but I'll be back. LOVE YOU.
10) I'm 10x louder around you and loving it. I'll watch you on your way to fame via American Idol. <3
11) I've thought about you too much this summer. Maybe it's me who hasn't let go.
12) You freakin rock. Find the music, do Hullabaloo. I'll be there to watch it. :] <3
13) Do you like me or hate me? I can't figure it out.
14) I'm glad you don't hate me. You're still a huge influence in my life, wiether you know it or not.
15) Giiiiiiiiiiiirl, I wish I had taken more of an advantage living to close to you. My memories of you are priceless and I can't wait to see you again. <3
16) You are one of my heros, truly. You are so awesome and I hate that you are moving away. Take me with you? Well, you've got life ahead of you and I'm excited for that. But, seriously, even though I've known you since I was born, getting to actually know you is fucking sweet.
17) You'll never admit it but we're close now. You are one of my favorite people and I think you're awesome. You're my disease, haha. Your face, your mom and all that jazz. Woot, for you going to college with some of my best friends, I can't wait to see you there too. I love ya.
18) I love you more than you can ever really know and you better be up in evergreen so often hanging with your old friends and ME. You fucking rock. Fucking rock.
19) I LOVE MY BON BON. (wow, that was really obvious.) Its guy love babe.
20) I wish I was going to HHS for almost the sole reason of being able to go to lunch with you and get to know you better. You are one kick ass girl and we'll HAVE to hang when I'm in Littleton. You, me and Allie will have some crazy ass times.
- Emotion de jour:
sore
Stage kiss
stage kisss
Stage kiss
Kiss
Kiss Kiss
Stage kisss.
*swoon*
Hot guy.
FUCKING hot guy.
Fuck
Stage kiss
Kiss kiss
Director handing out booze
NO MINORS DRINKING! *wink*
Stage kiss
Kiss Kiss
GORGEOUS GUY
Kisssssssssssssssssss
Blitz VIII
- Emotion de jour:
bouncy
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free.
Blackbird fly Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.
Blackbird fly Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
- Emotion de jour:empty
I need a double cheeseburger
and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin’ son
No seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive-thru
...order for two
I gots a cravin’ for a number nine
...like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
...in this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Peppa my brotha
Anotha for your motha
Double double super-size
and don’t forget the fries
http://www.joewoody.com/fff.html
- Emotion de jour:
ecstatic
Ted: Lisa, do you need me to cuddle you and rock you to sleep?
Lisa: (mocking a toddler) yessss.
Ted: Well too damn bad.
Lisa: You shouldnt offer then!
Ted: Welll okay... ill cuddle you and rock you to sleep.
Random snip it: Well at least you get the benefits and attention and all I get is wet. (not as wrong as it seems!!!)
A great person: This year wouldnt be the same without you!
A dumbass fucker: Hey beautiful (btw hun, the end of march was over a month ago :P)
Byleveld: Now, dont you two look nice!
Text from Alex (my jr gay boy): sadistic: deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting plain on another. (BTW dont receive said text during a sad Drivers Ed movie and start laughing. it looks bad)
General:
Random hugs you don't expect but are sooo nice
1/2 hour convos with cool people you didnt expect
Having someone who doesnt like anyone like you
Freshly shaved and soft legs
Being your bosses favorite
Standing up for you. No matter what.
Being liked more than her. (yeah, im a bitch)
Plotting to overthrow someones life on accident
Realizing you ARE worth it (working on this one)
Sneezing (its 1/8th of an orgasm you know)
Being put into a choir even though you wont be there
Receiving a lettering pin to put on H you already have
Typing the word orgasm.
Orgasm.
Setting aside time to pamper yourself just a little
Being able to laugh at yourself when you'd normally want to cry.
LAUGHING
- Emotion de jour:
silly
Other general random good feelings:
~When you are talking to a guy and they look you right in the eye like they are REALLY listening. Even when you are JUST friends and thats all you want. its a good feeling.
~HUGE hugs you didn't expect.
~Taking pictures
~Secret handshakes.
~Laying with someone and being close to them. Romantic or not.
~ Waking up on a Saturday, realizing you have nothing to do and being in the most comfortable part of your bed.
~ When someone you admire compliments you like they admire you.
~ When someone you generally despise is genuinely nice to you and a friendship almost develops.
~ Meeting new people who you immediately like and like you back.
~ Really good pics
- Emotion de jour:
good
From Hannah:
ok well now dont get your hopes down or up cus what he told me was pretty confusing too he said he like s you and you a sweet girl but hes not sure he wants or is ready to be a relationship right now
i cant wait to move to evergreen
- Emotion de jour:
disappointed
263) Whats with the change in heart? I dont MIND it per say but I'm wondering how long it will last.
111) I think you are mad at me and I think I know why. I regret telling you. You think I am turning into her. I AM NOT.
1018) You are the ugliest person I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Get the fuck away from me. News flash: YOU HAVE NO POWER.
101) You are still hot and you seem to like me more than you did last year which is nice. But we'll see. I still feel iffy.
1218) You and I are both irritable. But I love you. I hope this works out for us. I feel awful for you but I can't do anything.
18) You are EASILY manipulated. Good thing I dont actually know you or I'd have to hate you.
1320) You have your moments. Please stop being so annoying.
These are just recent encounters. They dont mean anything. I'll probably change my mind next way.
Expect for 1018. I'll NEVER change my mind from that point.
- Emotion de jour:
irritated
The Knave of Hearts: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" for painting the roses red.
I'm pretty freaking excited.
kbye
- Emotion de jour:
blank
Wow. I'm seriously impressed by how much of a jerk you are.
How did I ever think we'd be so close?
We were for a while but thats because you covered up how you REALLY felt about me.
You blinded me and then hurt me.
I call to say hi and you answer and be an ass.
I ask if you're mad.
You say no. Just suprised.
We have NO conversation.
I try.
You don't.
Why do I bother with you?
Oh yeah.
Cuz I lose 44372847 other friendships if I don't.
K. well I'm out. Deal with it, without it.
By the way. Stop pretending you are sly. I can see through you.
- Emotion de jour:
aggravated
